Ahh Yes,
But before you can accept the addon, you have to press the CTRL-ALT-DEL key sequence on the dashboard, get out and run around the outside of the car, but before you can get in, you have to wait for the latest update to be loaded into the Door Open 2008 software, so while you shiver in the snow you notice there is someone already inside who got in when you ran around because everyone in the world has a key to bypass the security system in a Microsoft Car. However, the good news is he doesnt get more than 5 metres down the road before the car stops, so you stroll over, kick in the Windows
™ (see what I did there? lol) and beat him up while there shines a little paper clip on the screen saying : "It looks like you are hijacking this car, would you like some help?"
Just then, a Mac OSX sports car flies past at 200kmh with its 1300cc 1956 engine but slams into a tree because the driver only has one pedal, accelerate.
A Linux 4WD trundles past with the driver sitting on a picnic bench in front of him a cane rattan dashboard with a single line dot matrix display showing the command: drive/etc/bin/gearbox/select/four, with the driver frantically typing "left" "right" "straight" "decelerate" "stop" on the 104 key "steering wheel"........
No thanks, can we leave the OS makers out of the car please?
Cheers
Chris