[§AB]

Originally Posted by overlord

Hello, God here.

SAB,

Your lamentations against my weather decisions have been most grieving to me. Your ingratitude stings me most grieviously. As punishment, I have decided to implement a further punitive measure of not less than two months of gut-wrenchingly miserable weather, which will be imperfect, in the least, for your astronomical purposes.

Your Humble Creator.

ummmm......yeah