I'd fix the idiots....they'd be doing 6 months of community service (like garbage collection or gardening) and if they tried to dodge that, then the cops would be around and they'd end up doing an automatic year stretch in jail. If they resisted arrest by legging it or whatever, they'd be doing 2 years. If their stupidity caused harm to someone or even caused their death, they'd be charged with either GBH or manslaughter.
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