[AstralTraveller (David)]

I submit the following, all based on fact:

• Your astrophotos are published internationally
• NASA wants your astrophotos
• You make beautiful mirrors and telescopes
  
• You write astronomical software
  
• You have published your own set of star charts
• You have discovered dozens of comets
• You have discovered dozens of supernovae
• You make >10,000 variable star magnitude estimates each year
• You've traveled >500km to observe a grazing occultation
• You observed said occultation in the rain
• You've blown up you car's motor on the way to a graze and still made it to the event
• You run an astronomy website
• You have >1000 posts on said website
• You organise trips to solar eclipses
• You can starhop to DSOs all night without looking at a chart
• You can read a weather prediction and assess whether 'fine' means 'clear' or 'cloudy but not raining'.