You are an astroholic when:
- You have a red light on top of your dob to warn aircraft.
- You use a green laser pointer for Powerpoint presentations.
- You read ephemerides more than the newspaper.
- The rear window of your car has a centre spot so you can collimate the rear view mirror.
- Your sleep is broken into 2 or more sleep periods based around astronomical events or imaging runs.
- You cringe when someone mentions a shooting star, and then nonchalantly name the meteor shower it belongs to.
- You surf Google Earth when bored looking for launch sites, observatories, or impact craters.
- You've visited Coonabarabran while on holiday.
- You eat dinner before astronomical twilight is finished.
- You take batteries out of your torch to make your laser pointer work.
- You close your eyes while working on your scope during the day.
Al.