Madtuna,
you do understand that this is a very nerdish thread. Surely we must be the only two people on iis (possibley in Australia ) (possibly apart from ALex Evans - he must know something about this

) who have even heard of this stuff.
Your explanation only complicates the story though. Since me and you are obviously nerds, your GOD FIRES RED BUM satire leaves out just six letters .... I (That's me), U (that's you) N E R D (that's us both

)
I must write to Dan Brown asap to let him know we're both somehow inextricably entwined in this centuries long conspiracy
I'm standing by for my share of the film royalties
Cheers,