[Dog Star (Phil)]

Originally Posted by AstralTraveller

tsk, tsk, tsk Dog Star, you and your alien brethren are so out of touch.

According to a learned discourse I recently reviewed in my role as an independent amateur astrologer, the moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter has aligned with Mars (yer, I looked too but I'm assured it is true). In these conditions peace shall guide the planets and love (not gravity) will steer the stars ("Oh dear, that's a beautiful corona you have on today.").

Let's dump this old master-slave bit and get to know each other. How about you drop around for a BBQ? Here is some idea of what I have in mind http://users.bigpond.net.au/wanglese/Alien_recipes.html

Memo to Nibiru:- The Earthlings have developed technology and cuisine that may be detrimental to our mastery. Strongly recommend that invasion plans be accelerated forthwith!