[Kokatha man]

My better half just passed this on to me: thought we could add it to our philosophical tenets.....

1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they’re OK, you’re it.
2. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad cheque.
3. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
4. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
5. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
6. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
7. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.
8. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
9. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
10. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.

Cheers, Darryl.