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Originally Posted by spearo
"We just got this "writing" this morning by email of some loony who hates our usage of "vision", seriously, we tracked his phone number down so we cant get you "vision" of our conversation with him but here's a snippet of "hearing" we captured from reaching him on his mobile".
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I havent laughed so much at a post in ages!
Thats some mighty fine
"neuroning" you've done there Frank!
Thanks Frank, it was just like me spouting off at the TV about the tossers in the white coats for Anti-Dandruff shampoos playing with futuristic year 2035 (thats twenty thirtyfive) transparent touchscreen "clipboard" supercomputers and sliding their hands a la Tom Cruise over the nonexistant screen to show us some crap about some statistic they made up about how much better it is with deep fortifying moose urine and some such crap!
And another thing! WHY CAN'T they build a perfect TOOTHBRUSH??????? What's next, a subsonic multifaceted harmonising antiplaque jacket with ermine bristles and carbon fibre handle encompassed with nurotex(TM) which destabilises the food particles before sucking them into a unstable variable flow 2mm wormhole and leaving your whole mouth clean??????
Wait, hang on, I think I could be in marketing!
Of course, then I will have to spell my name Chriiis, and buy a BMW convertible, which is OK because I am an excellent "motoriser"