[Kokatha man]

Apologies (methinks) Russ - mebbe 'twas the Major who wanted to see Neddy Seagoon out in the garden (remember: "The Major wants to see me out in the garden, he's out in the garden? No, the Major's inside, that's why he wants to see you outside in the garden!"

.....Or something like that bro, mebbe I'm just starting to feel unappreciated?!?

Glad you didn't inhale, those ccd chips can be really awkward to remove from your nasal passage. As for shorty, what is he/she? We'll leave John Holmes alone I think, he'd be older than either of us and really struggling to keep it up.

As for your "idea" Russ, don't tell me yer tinkin o pinchin 'nother idee o mine (whaddya, some sorta mind-reader?) - I'm not sure when I bought "not-shorty" et al whether I shoulda thrown caution (and any vestige of a bank balance) to the winds and got 2 "shorties" to link up as a bino: my biggest concern (which I'm still contemplating when I win the scratch lotto) is the eyeball spacing with 2 star diags.

Anyways, nuff o this nonsense; do a blowhard and list yer gear down the bottom of your monica/posts so I'se knows the cut o yer jibs me matey!