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Conspiracy Theory
And, let's not forget the fact that the most powerful man within the aforementioned suspected conspiracy-laden government can't even enjoy a cigar and quiet moment with a young intern without it leaking out quickly to the world.
Sorry, too many people involved for such a secret to be kept. No dice. We Americans like a nice government-bashing conspiracy scandal as much as Australians, from what I've seen from living there and reading the newspapers.
And thank the stars, the founding fathers, the Queen, Jon Stewart, and everyone else I can think of that we can all make such claims, be heard, and not be carried away in the night by secret police ne'er to be heard from again!
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