Really brother, if we're gonna be really OTT and (astronomically) "factual" shouldn't that read"
"once upon a time as Kuiperkraft 1 settles down on Pluto's moon Hydra (more correct and poetic than "snake valley!")......and as the intrepid voyagers shut down their retros.....navigator Norm(?) lets out his obligatory (expletive deleted) "Holy
**##@%* Captain, I musta stuffed up the co-ordinates - we're on the wrong moon - and I think we've used up too much fuel!"....to which Captain Charisma responds cooly...."I trusted you Norm, and now look where you've put us, at the edge of the Solar System with next to Nix...."
Cheers (this is not Kokatha man but his idiot half-brother...)