Well I might aswell forget about my trip. I already can see that ****en, native-to-Melbourne strato-bull**** coming in from the south. The satellite image confirms this, with a big patch of airborne vomit already beginning to envelope Western Port Bay and Wonthaggi, with plenty more pushing up from Bass Strait. Typical, just typical. Time to search north of Melbourne I think. No point settling on a place where 75% of the year is cloudy.
[EDIT] The crap, which was on my southern horizon 10 mins ago, is now visible out of my north-facing window. So rage inducing. Just outrrrrraaaaaagggoouuusssss