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Originally Posted by davidpretorius

I play reality games:

"Take out the rubbish you bum"
"Are you with the ****##$ telescope again?"
"Dad, can we go to the park......"
"But why dad, why, why, why, why"
"Does my bottom look fat in these jeans?"
"Where you listening to anything i have said?"

Upcoming release Games :

"Dad, i am moving out with my boyfriend"
"Dad, I am going on the pill and there is nothing you can do about it"

and the final sequel after the kids have moved out and I am about to settled down for decent telescope time

"Darling, I think i am pregnant"

these games provide me with much needed skills in survival

Oh how true mate, oh how true!