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I play reality games:
"Take out the rubbish you bum"
"Are you with the ****##$ telescope again?"
"Dad, can we go to the park......"
"But why dad, why, why, why, why"
"Does my bottom look fat in these jeans?"
"Where you listening to anything i have said?"
Upcoming release Games :
"Dad, i am moving out with my boyfriend"
"Dad, I am going on the pill and there is nothing you can do about it"
and the final sequel after the kids have moved out and I am about to settled down for decent telescope time
"Darling, I think i am pregnant"
these games provide me with much needed skills in survival
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