Hi Caleb, I have a perfect scenario where I am.
1. dark sky and no neighbours for a few kilometres.
2. A glass of red in my hand so nobody will believe me.

3. Always observing late when anyone in the region has gone to bed.

I always have my trusty film Minolta handy with the 350mm zoom lens at the ready
and believe me it will not be out of focus and it will be posted on IIS first unless I've been abducted.
But alas there's nothing to report as yet. I think they know I'm waiting for them.