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'Nettie, no one owns a cat; nor do they act as guardians other than in the sense of feeding the gorgeous critters and providing medical benefits - all at the expense of the local tax payer. *sighs*
DOG: 'That was a good roll, boss'
BOSS: 'Not another bath!
DOG: 'Don't blame me, Boss, you did say sit'
CAT: 'I've had a decent wash, Boss, might I sit on your knee?'
BOSS: 'Of course you can, you feline sorceress'
CAT: 'Just before I do' drags backside over carpet using front leg propulsion 'There, that's better'.
BOSS: Censored
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