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Originally Posted by fringe_dweller
Mr Claus, if you are indeed who you claim to be, and not some cheery do-gooder fraud, you would know the post code of the north pole? lets hear it buddy, expect to hear from my ruthless team of attack rottweiler-like lawyers otherwise.
I have a number of further questions relating to the apparent defiance of physics you seem to display every year laughing boy.
grinch
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Kearn,
you have been asking analysing questions all of your life, young man! I like that.
I remember when you wanted to know how a clock worked (you were about 12 if I remember correctly).
I do not have a postcode at Home Base. If I did, people would find my secret HQ. Mrs. Claus won't like people just popping in for a peek! She has enough on her hands with me and 23,411 assistants.
The defiance of Physics? I am not bound by mere 'Physics'
Thank you for your continued profound interest in me
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Originally Posted by GTB_an_Owl
hello Santa
sorry but i have a question for Mike and Mojo ( and i guess the mods)
which is - "how many posts does Santa have to make before he can dole out presents to anyone" ?
geoff
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Hello again Geoff.
The answer to your question, Geoff, is '1'. As I do not peddle, I do not buy, sell, or swap, but merely 'give'.
Think about all those Toys, Books and lollies I left for you over the years. Did I have to enter your house several times until you 'approved me' to place them in your stocking. Noooo.
I am a busy fellow. I don't have to be approved. I just give