[AJames]

One of my favourite bits in the Holy Grail, is to destroy the vicious
Killer Rabbit with the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch", who words
I do know off by heart.

A Monk reading from the Holy "Book of Armaments"
(Armaments Chapter 2, Verse 9 to 21 ) says;


"...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
"O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest
blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord
did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths
and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals,
and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is
urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the
Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin,
then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third
number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand
Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in
my sight, shall snuff it."

Amen.

NOTE: You can see an image the Killer Rabbit (and its blooded mouth) at;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Rabbitattack.jpg