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I agree with the proposal to make US imports conform to Australian metric measures.
In fact I think we should go the extra mile and make it law. Some would consider this idea just a rod for our own backs, but it’s time to end the need to fathom out the mysteries of imperial measures. The glorious outcome will far outweigh the lengthy legal processes, the tons of scorn heaped upon us by the US, acres of unfavourable newsprint by their journalists, and sacks of mail to editors.
Let’s face it, the link is clear. The US continues to be the main problem in this matter, and I have no scruples in suggesting we need to rid ourselves of this chain around our necks. For too long Australians have hidden their lights under a bushel. Its time to do the hard yards and get this thing on the road. It’s not as if we’re putting ourselves up as guinea pigs, most of the world is already metricated and enjoying the benefits.
Even Federal Treasurer, Peter Costello, has commented on ‘total metrication’. “Stone the crows, mate” he grinned at a question posed recently “there’s no need to take a bl***dy pole on this, everyone wants it, and there’s plenty in the coffers to foot the bill.”
Given their size and power, the Americans may initially take our tough new laws with a grain of salt, but they’re not in a different league: our minerals boom and expertise in making waterproof outer garments give us some juicy carats to dangle in front of them. Yes, it’s time to stand on our own feet and show them we’re not green around the gills.
Readers may scoff at these proposals, but, even if achieved inch-by-inch, I have no doubt I’ll see a totally metric Australia - and the US complying with our import laws - well before I fall off the perch (due to my twelve-pints-a-night drinking habit).
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