Good on ya, HOughy!
I appreciate the effort you're going to as the official IIS intrepid roving reporter just to keep us remote "Pasha pervers" informed...
If you run into trouble may I suggest the direct approach... Pretend you are "Nobby" and just barge in ranting "What the!!! get that ship off my beach!!!!" It may not help, but we might see you on tele!!!
Al.