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LOL Tom!
Here's another one my Brother-in-law taught me. I couldn't remember where Port and Starboard where. Which one was left and which one right.
He taught me what they taught him in the Navy:
<b>There is no Port left in the bottle.</b> (Port - left)
And Port (the drink) is red in colour and so is the light on port-side!
Cool huh!
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