I was on a trip to the UK last year with my brother Keith and my son Geordie.
When we arrived at heathrow airport, the something to declare line was huge and the nothing to declare line was all but empty. My brother keith said he had chilli peanuts in his bag and he should declare them and I said I'll fix that and got out the nuts and popped then in my mouth. Silly me also breathed in at the same time and the chilli powder nearly choaked me to death. I was spitting out nuts like machine gun bullets. When secutrity came over and seen what was going on the laughed and said only an Irishman could be so stupid.
with a roaring throat and my eyes and nose running like taps I was more than glad to get a pint of the amber nectar down my throat I can tell ya.
gazz