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MY OWN Creation Myth

I've just thought of a real good easy scientific theory that satisfies the Science lot and Intelligent Design lot both at the same time...

My reasoning goes like this....

If we postulate that there was really some instant when God created Adam in his own image, therefore wasn't God the first to set forth the precepts of the evolution of Man and also become a true creationist?

For when He took the rib from Adam, being the basic genetic fingerprint of his own make up, He modified the old version of the human body to produce a totally new (r)evolutionary track - one that has literally "spread forth and multiplied" - the creation of the first cloning and gene the human female of the species.

Think about it.

Now, as some males may already know, once the suffragette movement of the feminists and the liberated women rose in the 1970's, they began to espouse; "When God made Adam, She was only practising."

We might easily to prove from the empirical evidence - if it not as a literal fact, that;

• Human females are generally both genetically, physically and emotionally superior.
• They can endure far more pain than males
• Women have an average life expectancy about five years longer than the male of the species?
• They have all inherited the uncanny ability (when required) to wrap their "inferior" males around their little finger when required?

Another possible proof is the flood;

Didn't God allegedly cause the first major human "mass extinction" with the Noah Ark in the Great Flood to purge some of the bad behaviour traits and kept the best people for the next generation - for a better and more respectful "homo superior" perhaps?

Natural selection must have worked brilliantly then, because from this small but strong genetic pool of less than a dozen, then saved themselves by science and technological innovation - making a huge ship-worthy Ark. They used the Ark to save themselves, to then, after being for seven weeks continuously rained upon and set adrift on the waters from that flood - to go on and repopulate the world we see today.

If this postulate is indeed true, then ergo, God therefore must have been the first true evolutionist! (and probably not a bad gene therapist at that either!)


Furthermore, if we are actually in the image of God, then we must have also inherited this same evolutionary desire. As God wishes his creations to have free will and free choice, we have no choice by to learn, adapt and evolve - and to learn ones given vocation.

Volia! Creation and Evolution Myth Solved Together

NOTES :

1) Amazingly I didn't have to use much science, any old-world monkeys nor any undue need for Intelligent Design to "prove it" - yet I still keep everyone happy!

2) Isn't the scientific method, theory, deduction and reasoning just so wonderful!

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