1. Eat as much junk food as I can
2. Drink until I can't stand up next to my telescope at least once a month
3. Try harder not to geat caught making obsene noises at the dinner table
4. Make sure when I dump my clothes on the floor, both socks are in the same room
5. No more watering the neigbours lemon tree at night
6. No more yelling "Ready.........Aim............F ire" wilst pointing my Dob at the next door neighbours barbecues.
7. No more teasing the cat with my 20mW laser pointer.
8. If I have any further time, I may take up Smoking
