newsflash:
OMI today announced their new work for the Dole Scheme where skilled staff are selected from WFTD opportunities from the neighbourhood.
"We are giving our first Job to Nigel, who fresh from the Ministerial Nigerian parliamentary School of Futures and Stock improvement and benevolent society scheme, is eager to fulfill his new job in the production line for large mirrors. Nigel is good with his hands, and despite the missing 2 fingers on each hand is quite capable of grinding his first mirror, for some Australian North of Sydney Australia" the manager was quoted as mumbling earlier today at lunch. "It is expected that Nigel will start after he gets his first pair of glasses for severe astigmatism."