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I'd offer you some of my hair and beard but the hair is going thin on the crown and I need the beard to pull up over the sides and tie over the thin patch. I tell people it's a tie over because comb overs are so 80s.
My hair is down to my @rse, my beard to my navel.
Barbers and razors are so over rated.
I hope you're feeling a little better and the prawn you coughed up was a prawn?
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