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Many years ago I was told a story of a bloke who, upon deciding it was time to depart home from a party, discovered that the host's tomcat had taken a piss in his motorcycle helmet. After he had put the helmet on.
On a similar note, I was once leaving a friend's place and discovered that their tomcat had taken a piss in my jacket pocket. Said tomcat was rapidly introduced head first to the interior of the pocket with great speed. Oddly enough, he never attempted that trick again...
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