Telescope Psalm ... by Col.
Telescopes are my hobby, I shall want no other
It maketh me stay at home at night
It leadeth me into much trouble
It draweth on my purse
I go into paths of debt for it's namesake
Yea though I understand it, it does confuse
The different kinds of eyepieces, they comfort me
Surely the astro bug shall not follow me the rest of my days
For if it does, I shall dwell in the house of POVERTY forever.
Amen ......
