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Originally Posted by multiweb

I thought it was for a second there. Hey I have a better one:

nurse [operating]: scalpel...

assistant: I can't komrade. It is jammed in that tiny drill hole in module KGB007 and is the only thing keeping us alive.

nurse: SCALPEL!...

BOOM [decompression] ... Uplifting Soviet Anthem

... the end.

https://youtu.be/YEt41bYQBgE