Too expensive???? Then why not DIY???
That's right, build your own office weaponry...
http://www.instructables.com/id/E9N3...7NKS/?ALLSTEPS
And while you're there you should check around their website a bit.... you'll find some really cool DIY projects. I'm building the bench toolbox so I can have a woodworking bench and keep the missus happy... all at the same time.