Widespread drought, extreme heat, choking smoke, destructive and deadly fires, pummelling hail, downpours and floods, a deadly pandemic ...
What comes next? Giant meteorite, dinosaur style (uh oh)? Or Kyle Sandilands getting another TV show (ewww)?
It's times like these when we need a cool quote from Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China):
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Originally Posted by Jack Burton
You just listen to the old Pork Chop Express here now and take his advice on a dark and stormy night when the lightning's crashin' and the thunder's rollin' and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead. Just remember what old Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
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