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Old 07-01-2020, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by ngcles View Post
Hi Peter & All,

The one that makes me chuckle loudest is the word "evacuated" used in the media, frequently in the following way

"Fifteen people in Smithtown today were evacuated when a fire broke-out in ..."

No. No. No.

They weren't evacuated in Smithtown, they were evacuated from Smithtown -- unless of course there was a large industrial-strength sucking machine that was attached to the individuals in question, removing their inside-bits.

I bemoan the apparent disappearance of sub-editors.


Best,

L.
Of course there is the line in Spike Milligan's "Rommel? ... Gunner who??" where the reader is told that 'captured German underpants revealed that they were evacuating all along the line'. I believe that is termed self-evacuation and it doesn't involve sucking.
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