Bring back the law requiring motor vehicles to be behind a man carrying a red flag. ..although red may have to be changed in case folk attach a political significance ..and that eliminates green I guess and pink also maybe white...and black..purple? maybe not as that could be seen as favouring a monarchy...and in the interests of equality perhaps the new "red" flag legislation (and of course "red" is just a placeholder for the eventual appropriate non offensive colour a committee selects) should call for a person to carry the not red flag so we sidestep any gender issues.
Perhaps consideration should be given to the banning of using phones in public as clearly they pose a risk to health but could that be interpreted as hindering freedom of speech...perhaps silent cars can automatically send a text warning when sensors detect a pedestrian. Clearly several committes need to be formed to look into the various issues who could all report to a Royal Commission... and really how much longer do we have to call these commissions "Royal" ... this must be offensive to those favouring a republic...
Alex
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