Oh, look Ving! Anyone can buy a star these days... but have I got a deal for you!
Beat the rush, get in now before the market explodes and you could make a killing on the
Interstellar Property Market. That's right, for under, $200, yes, just $200, you could receive your very own title deeds to 3 cubic light years of interstellar space close to both Earth and Proxima Centauri.
But wait there's more... hurry and you could get one of the prime blocks of interstellar real estate, with heliopause frontage for no extra charge. That's right, no extra charge... These blocks are well positioned, and have great earning potential - consider setting up toll gates for all those travellers going out to visit their newly bought stars...
oh the sad bit is I could go on...
Al.