I read somewhere that you got one life brother, you gotta go for it, you can make anything happen.
Tell her. In person. ......
...... drunk
(preferably her too)
Impress her with your charm, wit, astrophotos and post-count. Tell her you rescue children from caves - hell, she'll buy it.
Make sure she understands what harge lands you have ..... we know she doesn't like holding little ones. And that is all your own natural hair.