[el_draco (Rom)]

Originally Posted by Sconesbie

My wife has heard these all before so I won't be in trouble (plus she doesn't read these forums anyway). We've been married 18 years end of March (I'm 41).

- I got a black eye the other day. My wife asked me what is on the TV tonight. I replied...dust.

- The cooking is so bad at our place, all the flies chipped in a few bucks each and bought us a screen door.

- My wife asked me to put the rubbish out. I told her to do it herself as she cooked it.

- A few nights ago I was at home by myself and my wife came home after a night out. She must have forgotten her key. She was banging on the door, then the dog started barking. The more she was banging the more the dog kept barking. I opened the door and lwt the dog in first cos at least when he comes in, he shuts up.


I best stop there or I might be in a bit of strife.