[Dujon]

No, there's nothing rude, crude nor vulgar about the post it's just that I suspect I'll be pigeonholed as a male chauvanist pig by certain members of this auspicious community.

I had to make a trip to my local supermarket (aka corner store) this morn and, whilst waiting for the proprietor to finish his 'phone, call noticed a rather neat looking set of cased barbeque tools. This was quite obviously designed for picnics and their ilk. I don't go on BBQ type picnics but our old (perhaps 'venerable' might be a better description) tools are becoming somewhat tatty.

In view of the fact that I've had to fork (sorry!) out a bit of dosh this week I thought I'd purchase the set as a surprise gift for my ever lovin' wife. The case? Ah, well, if you haven't worked out that one yet . . .

All right, so it's not really ATM in the proper sense - so what? Inventiveness is what keeps us going . . . right?

She will be home in about four hours time so I'd best go and steep my face in vinegar, just in case.