Sounds more like a "rock and a hard place" is actually, a larger than normal smudge and the cold dark recesses of the lounge suite ..... she will only graduate once and star parties are on somewhere all the time, plus the backyard beckons every clear night ... so I'd say after 10 years of marriage your due for a change ... but her life long dream vs your life long 'night under the stars' vs 'You will never hear the end of it' story
.... mmmmmm .... ditch the chick and 'go the scope !'
