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Originally Posted by GrahamL
Scope no , but have driven under a pelican on a light pole who put a full length Gt stripe down my car , a few seconds later into this wtf moment you are reminded what they eat mostly,Rotten fish . I don't know if this bird had issues or its just they are a big bird cause an awefull lot came out the back end that day .  |
You have reminded me of the unfortunate evening when I was travelling to work on my motorcycle...
I was stuck behind what I presume was an abattoir truck (if there is such a thing?) Anyway, the stench coming off this thing was ungodly.
After about 5km of enduring this, we finally came to an overtaking lane whereupon I gave the loud pedal all it had to clear this assault on the senses.
Just as I drew level with the back of the truck, it lurches on the off-camber profile of the road and the heinous biological slurry that had formally been residing in the bottom of the truck, then exited to paint myself and my motorcycle from top to bottom...
Another 1/2 hour to work covered in decaying / fermenting urine, fecal matter, blood and guts... I have no words to describe how unpleasant that was.