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Disclaimer: I would never laugh at these, and am repeating them only to record them as examples of the genre in response to a request in this thread.
Why have they started using lawyers instead of lab rats in research?
Answer 1. The researchers were becoming attached to the rats.
Answer 2. There are things the researchers could not get the rats to do.
And while we're about, I have a standing reward for a photograph of the reflection of a lawyer at work. Even in this day of smartphones, nobody has collected yet... nobody I know has ever seen one eat, either...
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