[clive milne]

I can't recall the last day I didn't find some reason to polish my deeply honed sense of cynicism... today didn't exactly present an anomaly in that regard.

Walked out of the house this morning to be confronted with the sight of a guy from a few doors down shovelling wood-chips in to his wheely bin from the pile on my front lawn. Judging by the amount missing, he must have been at it since dawn.