Not a huge soccer fan either, but too have jumped on the band wagon.
I must say those Japanese fakies are world class, who would of thought
you could get paid that kinda cash by how well you can grab ya knee
after someone bop's ya shoulder. And those pained looks on their faces
that last as long as it takes the ref to say yeah yeah mate!! next time!
unless your a socceroo then it's

dont do this!

dont do that!

that enough outa you Harry!

sorry the Italians are paying me!!
Geee's you would of thought it was the Rugby Union world cup!
regards,CS
Rob