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Old 29-06-2016, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by blink138 View Post
a chalk board outside a pub..... chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution!
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[pedant] Alcohol is a solvent. Alcoholic drinks are solutions (though, even there, water is the main solvent). [/pedant]

Q. How many altos does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but she has to have a soprano stand beside her and say "Isn't that a little high for you, dear?"
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