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Originally Posted by AussieTrooper
My private island is there with Elvis singing Christmas carols every year, and the Loch Ness monster lives in my pool. I don't want any of you finding it, so anyone that gets near is sent by UFO to a secret moon base.
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Sorry Ben, secrets out, I bagged Nessie on a 50kg line and Elvis and I barbecued the salty ol' fart on the Webber. I managed a steak out of it, but Elvis just left me in the dust once the bbq sauce came out... Nessie burgers, Nessi'sols, Nessie roast, Nessie ribs... Man, that bloke can eat.
