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Lucinda made the mistake of ordering a carton of wine through "Cellar Masters" a year or so ago.. the wine was below par for the price.
Let's just say that they have an aggressive marketing department and don't understand the meaning of the term 'no thank you' as evidenced by the twice a week ritual calls from them.
So... their tele-marketers became fair game.
Our trolling included such things as: (in a strong chinese accent) complaints that our order of take away being un-delivered.
Pizza orders (unfulfilled) ... the trick is to rant like a demon and not give them a chance to explain.
And of course, bearing in mind this is cellar masters..(cue Barry White voice) ~ an inquiry wrt the accessories they were offering suitable for use in our dungeon' We actually managed to get a laugh out of the young woman on the line, and kept her entertained for a couple of minutes.. It was probably the highlight of her day.
It never seemed to blunt their fervour though.
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