Ok, so some of our wives, husbands, partners who aren't science or maths oriented, can say some funny things at times huh?...aaand my dear wife is no exception, she is brilliant at many things but has zip interest in astronomy/science/maths.
Today (my birthday

) I ask her "do you know the formula for the area of a circle?" she pauses...and replies confidently "yeah, r (pause)...plus o, u, n, d"
I cracked up

...and just had to share
Even better response than a time a few years ago when I asked her if she knew which way North was and after a slight pause...used her index finger and pointed up....
Mike