[AussieTrooper (Ben)]

Originally Posted by el_draco

Jesus christ!!!! Sh*$per-ton Noooooooooooooooooooooo! I grew up in that dump; left the second I could and haven't been there in 30 years but I'd still nuke it in a second if I had the chance. What a stinking flat ugly HELL HOLE...

This.
Shepparton is possibly the worst country town in Victoria.

Euroa might be worth a look. It's outside of Melbourne's light bubble, near the Hume, and on the Melb Syd train line.