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Originally Posted by xelasnave

Its ok to just wear underwear around the house and you dont need pyjamas, waste of time.

Going shopping put on some shorts but dont change the t shirt.

Beware however many females are on the lookout for escaped males. Not ironing your clothes is a dead give away that you live alone.
Cultivate a look that borders on homeless but remember some like that and insist you follow them home. Dont fall for that even if it means forgoing a free feed.

Dont comb your hair or shave that keeps them away mostly but the clever ones figure you are on the loose and will have a go at trapping you.

Constantly count change so they write you of as poor... if they suspect you may have cash and start a conversation ask for loan of fifty bucks to buy some speed because you are hungover from a weeks drinking.

Tell them you would give them a lift but you dont like having passengers in a stolen car.

Once they catch you they domesticate you and train you to think you can not live with out them, heck you cant stay drunk for more than a couple of days without them complaining that you need a bath.
But for those of you living in captivity be respectful and sober otherwise they will leave and for whatever reason that never seems acceptable.

Goto go I am drying my boots in the micro wave.

Alex

Alex ...you should write a ' book ' on how to stay a single male .....
Be a best seller.....

Col....