DON'T talk to me about Michael Chaytor
he doesn't reply to my emails
won't answer my phone calls
rarely uses face book
won't lend me money
won't come camping with me
won't invite me to go fishing with him
never sends me a birthday card
forgets all about Xmas cards
never buys Xmas presents
won't even send me a free sample of Bintel stuff
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Merry Xmas Nephew
geoff